Been "H"appening 10/05/03
by Dick Scalpone, AGWA-Illinois Chapter H
I thought at
this time, that I would inform everyone about our annual "Chili
Cook-off". It started out this morning to be absolutely gorgeous
outside. There was 100% sunshine with a cool crisp chill in the
air. The temps were in the mid 50's, nonetheless, it was perfect
weather. This time the weatherman was looking out for us on this
beautiful Sunday. Eventually, by the end of the day, temps would
be in the upper 60's.
There was only
a had full of rough riders that rendezvoused at Mickey D's about
0900hrs. They consisted of professor Damien Shelton, who was
riding GREEN BACKS, jumpin Joe Hughes, who was riding ROSEBUD,
sergeant Russ Prichard on RED DEVIL, gentleman George Riebesehl on
SILVER STREAK, iron Mike Matrich riding his brandy new Ultra Classic,
trusty Bruce Hirsch on BULLDOG, Kurt Bonus on SMALL FRY.
Damien took the lead and sergeant Russ did the sweep. It is off
they go, hi ho, hi ho. These guys decided to go for a nice long
ride before joining us at the Chili cook off.
miss Kitty and doctor Cary Levin were gracious enough to play host and
hostess to this great event. Their back yard was adjacent to a
hugh park. It is there that the horse shoe pitching contest
was to take place.
membership began arriving at their house, we were all busy setting
things up for the hugh crowd waiting to arrive for this annual event.
one by one began showing up. The guests included, shifty Steve
and sweet pea Cheryl Roberson on SILKY SMOOTH, our state director Russ
Densmore and his lovely wife Wanda, also their son, Dave accompanied
them. And they kept on coming. Eventually Mike Thomas
arrived, followed by lucky Larry Greco and his wife Nancy, thundering
Mark & sweet Paulette Brenton arrived riding BUMBLE BEE, also wimpy
Lester Chapman and wife Beverly made their entrance.
makers were provided by none other than, Wanda Densmore, JoAnn
Scalpone, Kitty Levin, and Beverly Chapman.
Folks let me
say this, for those who did not show up, you missed a real treat.
The chili was absolutely at its finest. It does not get any
better than this. How sweet it is!! YEAH BABY!!
contest was in order. Therefore, the categories to be selected by
the rank and file were: SPICIEST, MOST UNIQUE, BEST
OVERALL. After all the tasting was in, let the voting
begin. After the votes were tabulated, here are the winners!
went to miss Kitty
MOST UNIQUE --
went to Beverly
-- went to Wanda
Cheryl received an honorary award of a Honda Mug and one oven mitt and
socializing was at its finest. The chit chatting never
stopped. It was like none of us have not seen each other in
But alas, the
horse shoe pitching contest must begin.
teamed up with lucky Larry against doctor Cary and Dave Densmore.
Lester and Larry got lucky, they just eked out a victory by a small
partner was professor Damien. We pounded out a victory over Kurt
and shifty Steve. By now it was past mid afternoon, and wimpy Les
was already complaining about how late it was getting, and
his bed time was soon approaching. Eventually, the
championship match was called off by Les, because he says it was too
cool and the sun was starting to set. We had plenty of day light
and it was beautiful outside. I and Damien personally thought
that Les could not take another defeat in horse shoes. He could
not bear to go another year with a loss of this magnitude.
Especially the way Damien and I were zinging those horse shoes.
The way everyone sees it, Les & Larry, in their mind, felt that
there was no way that they would beat us. Trusty Bruce was the
officiator for the midwest AGWA horse shoe pitching contest. I
believe trusty Bruce's last words to Les was, "you chicken". And
there you have it folks, the full and complete story of what actually
took place. No more huppen'n hollarin, no more shuck 'n jiven,
just plain too much city dude living for Lester and Larry.
In essence, a
great time was had by all. This by far, was a great day and a
great chili cook off event. I can't wait until next year.
Maybe Les will practice -- practice -- and practice more,
so he can put up a good game.
Again, I along
with the rest of the members who attended want to express our sincere
thanks to Kitty & Cary for allowing us to have this wonderful event
at their house.
So until next
week, I insist that everyone has a great week.